A groundbreaking initiative that perfectly achieves absolutely nothing
What is Seacat?
Seacat is the world's first project deliberately designed to have no purpose, no deliverables, and no tangible outcomes. It exists in a state of pure potentiality without actualization.
Key Insight: Most projects aim to create something. Seacat boldly explores the philosophical, academic, and physical dimensions of creating nothing.
Is it a cat that swims? A sea that meows? A paradoxical entity? We don't know, and we're committed to not finding out.
Project Goals
Our objectives are as clear as they are non-existent:
✅ To not achieve anything measurable
✅ To maintain zero progress indefinitely
✅ To use resources without producing outcomes
✅ To create meetings that discuss the absence of agenda
✅ To document the undocumentable
NOTHING-OMETER
"We're not just doing nothing; we're doing nothing with purpose, intention, and collaborative spirit."
The Seacat Paradox
If a project achieves nothing, but does so collaboratively, does it still count as nothing? Or does the collaborative nothingness become something? This is the central paradox we're not trying to solve.
Join the Nothingness!
Yes, you too can contribute to this monumental achievement of absolute zero! We're looking for collaborators who are willing to give their time, energy, and ideas in exchange for... nothing.
What you'll receive: At most, an academic, philosophical, or physical discussion about what "nothing" truly means. Possibly a metaphor. Maybe an empty envelope.
Benefits of Collaboration
No Salary
Zero Equity
Infinite Ambiguity
Abstract Conversations
Metaphorical Equity
Academic Discussions We Might Have
While achieving nothing, we might discuss:
• The ontological status of nothingness in Eastern vs. Western philosophy
• Quantum fluctuations in vacuum space as a metaphor for project deliverables
• Whether a sea cat would have gills or just really good breath-holding capacity
• The economic value of zero multiplied by infinite participation